Courses

Programmes currently on the desk.

One flagship studio is documented in full. The others run as shorter rooms or as modules inside a House Briefing. Fees on each card are informational.

Analytics monitors showing graphs in a dark room

Flagship · 11 weeks · £1,840

Retention Signal Architecture

From a noisy event stream to a weekly readout a sceptical founder will sit through. Naming, activation clocks, cohort honesty, and revenue events that survive store-kit changes.

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Person holding a phone with a product interface

4 weeks · £690

Activation Window Design

Map how people actually open your app — lunch-hour banking, evening drills — and set the first-value clock to those hours. Ends with one rewritten onboarding event, not a new splash screen.

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Smartphone and notebook on a dark surface

3 weeks · £540

Store Revenue Telemetry

Receipts, family plans, refunds, and the quiet ways App Store Connect and Play Billing disagree with your product database. For teams who already take money, not for idea-stage apps.

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Desk with reports, laptop, and a cup of tea

Weekend room · £310

Weekly Readout Practice

Two Saturday mornings. You arrive with too many slides; you leave with one page: what moved, what we distrust, what ships next. Alumni of the flagship studio sit at a reduced fee — ask.

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